“Yoga Hosers.” That film–which is already in the midst production–tells the story of “two teenage yoga enthusiasts who team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.” The teenagers will be the same two convenience store clerks in “Tusk” played by Smith’s daughter Harley Quinn Smith and Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose Depp, and the legendary man-hunter is, of course, the one and only Guy Lapointe (man, I can’t wait to see more of this character).
The trio will be joined by other returning “Tusk” cast members Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, Justin Long, Michael Parks, Harley Morenstein and Ralph Garman. Also appearing in the film are Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey, Austin Butler, Stan Lee, Kevin Conroy (my Batman) and Jason Mewes. “Yoga Hosers” will be the second film (after “Tusk”) in what Smith is referring to his “True North Trilogy,” a trio of films that are set in Canada. The third will be “Moose Jaws,” which Smith has described as “‘Jaws’ with a moose.” I’m so there. As Kevin Smith would say, “F**k you, take my money!”